A Fun Latex Choking Device
Friday, December 4th, 2009Sounds kinky (and maybe even fun for some of you), but what I am weighing is how environmentally-friendly latex balloons are. Or aren’t.
Five years ago I did a project for my fraternity, during which I found the fact that latex biodegrades at the same rate as an oak leaf: about 26 days.
Well, as I plan for a wedding that is in nine months, I am trying to weigh out different decorating options. You might know what I mean – what do I need to buy, what should I certainly avoid buying, what do the things I buy need to be made of or where… and the questions keep going.
While I also have to debate the equally pressing question of how tacky balloons are as decorations for anything except a 10-year-old’s birthday party, I decided (at 3 a.m.) to Google how environmentally sound (or destructive) latex balloons are.
As with everything, that all depends on who you ask.
Some blogs have ridiculously uni-dimensional and short-sighted views condoning balloons and claiming “all natural latex balloon releases are safe for the environment“. There is even a Balloon Council (and several variations) looking out for the welfare of latex workers and balloon advocates everywhere.
I found that many green bloggers out there have already questioned the same thing. Leslie Garrett over at Gaiam has the most comprehensive weighing of the issue that I have found, sharing the compounding issues such as latex’s slowing of biodegradable capabilities in certain temperatures, as well as her personal experience of constantly finding latex balloon remnants littering the ground.
Plus, what about the plastic ribbons knotted, tangled, and dangling from these balloons? Those are toxic. They get tangled around animals or eaten, right?
Some people have tried to feel good about using latex balloons by adding wildflower seeds inside to spread across the land after mass balloon releases.
Change.org has us pondering how many children in India are involved in human trafficking, making the very latex balloons we use to celebrate our own children’s birthdays. They site this November 23 article from Times Live.
From an environmental perspective, some of my research showed promise that latex balloons can be used responsibly (like this and this). And everything concludes to Green Sexy’s final thought: Mylar balloons are always bad, so latex is the choice between the two.
Me though… pictures like this are all I needed to know that, as cute and whimsical as giant balloons are (SERIOUSLY check these cute wedding pics!), I have to decline.
Just because I am blessed to live where I did not have to work in horrible conditions as a child to support my family does not mean I also have the right to buy products manufactured in such ways.
… in fact, it means just the opposite. It is our responsibility to create a better world for others too.
Sustainably yours, Ashley Sue
PS. A mere hour after writing this original draft, I went for a walk at Shelley Lake here in Raleigh, NC and spotted this balloon debris just off the path, washed up from flooding… Perpetuating the solid no of balloon use.








A Wake County Wildlife Officer joined the class to discuss the regulations of inland fishing, hunting and trapping in North Carolina. He offered an interesting framework as someone who has seen all the bad hunters and the damage caused by unethical hunting.
Yet here I am.



